Jeff Ryan is Guy No. 2 in the operation of Two Guys Farming, Inc., near Cresco, IA.
Jeff farms during the day, but in the evening he e-mails his observations about life on the farm to his city-dwelling friends. He weaves these observations into entertaining stories that are sure to bring recognition, sometimes tears, but mostly a few smiles and outright belly laughs.

If you’d like to contact him, he can be reached at GuyNo2@aol.com.

Piling Up vs. Piling On 

By: By Jeff Ryan

So what do you do when you get some fun winter weather — maybe a dash of ice with just enough temperature to keep things interesting? You get on the road and drive, of course...

The Alps of Cardinal Marsh 

By: By Jeff Ryan

My best hay customer uses approximately one round bale per day to feed his Holstein heifers. They are kept at a place a mile or two from downtown Schley, which is a little less than 10 miles away from my hay...

Watching sausage being made 

By: By Jeff Ryan

What with the lack of a real summer last year, harvest moved at a snail's pace. We normally are done chopping corn silage in the middle part of September, but we hadn't even started at that time last year...

Go ahead, Tase him, bro! 

By: By Jeff Ryan

It was a long, drawn-out harvest season this year, with a seemingly endless string of 12-, 14- and 17-hour days...

Eden, a minister, and a serpent 

By: By Jeff Ryan

My phone rang as I was in the middle of a task with my cattle the other day. The number was one I didn't recognize, but it was a local cell phone number, so I answered...

He had a large carb footprint 

By: Jeff Ryan

Thirty-eight years ago, I was diagnosed with Type I diabetes. I don't remember everything about it, because I was only three at the time, but I do remember quite a bit...

The other fitness 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Technological way in which you determine if your soybeans are ready to be harvested. In the business, we call that condition being fit....

For the record 

By: By Jeff Ryan

So you think you have a good product, eh? Maybe someone wants to pay you fairly well for it. Maybe they don’t live next door or even nearby...

The return of silence 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Let me share a somewhat unconventional medical story with you. This one deals with a patient I have been working with for years. That patient is me...

Under the radar 

By: Jeff Ryan

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you’re a rural type who needs to deliver same hay to a customer...

A Leap of Faith 

By: By Jeff Ryan

One day a couple of summers ago, I didn’t have a lot of pressing work to do, and I found myself free for lunch...

Wednesday means hay stories 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Wednesday is the day when the weekly Fort Atkinson Hay Auction is held in beautiful downtown Fort Atkinson, Iowa. Forage producers from near and far bring in loads of ...

My kind of place 

By: By Jeff Ryan

So you finally get yourself off the farm for a little time to see some country. And where do you go?...

Get a piece of the rock 

By: By Jeff Ryan

For several years, one of my cousins, Jerry, rented a farm that was not what you would call tremendously productive...

Had I been a horse…  

By: By Jeff Ryan

Last summer I almost broke my ankle answering a phone call that let me know my cows were standing in my front yard ...

We’ll leave the light on for you 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Cattle have always been part of my life. When I was 14, my dad more or less turned over control of the beef cattle operation to me. ...

And for dessert? Recess 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Have you ever hit one of those dietary mental brick walls where you just can’t come up with any good ideas for what to eat? Me neither. That’s why my phone has a lot of carryout numbers stored in it. ...

To the last drop 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Cresco came awfully close to declaring martial law this winter. At least, some residents felt that wouldn't have been the worst course of action under the circumstances....

Please, have a seat 

By: By Jeff Ryan

“His humor was a little bit off-balance.” Sometimes you will hear such a statement after a comedian’s performance. ...

Sliding into an Amish existence 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Do you know what keeps winter interesting up here by the North Pole? Is it the brisk air? The fluffy snow? ...

Fueling the Fun 

There I was, fresh off my 25th annual A.I. season with nothing really pressing on the schedule. It was a beautiful August day, so the solution was......

Let me get my bearings 

As I made my way across a field of raked cornstalks with the baler a couple of weeks ago, it was going quite well. The stalks were bone dry, the wind was quite brisk and I was getting a bale made, wrapped and dumped every 69 seconds. This was productivity ...

Scratching a niche 

I got a message several years ago from someone looking for some timothy hay. Calls about hay are not completely out of the realm of possibility for me...

This is only a test 

By: By Jeff Ryan

When you think about making a major purchase of some kind, do you go out to the store/dealership and just pick up the item on a whim? Probably not. Most people like to...

Or what we could do... 

By: By Jeff Ryan

Not all buildings were meant to be preserved. If you saw nothing but Roman ruins every time you turned around, they would soon lose their significance and appeal...

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